From bestselling, Printz Award-winning author Libba Bray, a desert
island classic.
Survival. Of the fittest.The fifty contestants in the Miss Teen Dream
Pageant thought this was going to be a fun trip to the beach, where they
could parade in their state-appropriate costumes and compete in front of
the cameras. But sadly, their airplane had another idea, crashing on a
desert island and leaving the survivors stranded with little food,
little water, and practically no eyeliner. What's a beauty queen to do?
Continue to practice for the talent portion of the program - or wrestle
snakes to the ground? Get a perfect tan - or learn to run wild? And what
should happen when the sexy pirates show up? Welcome to the heart of
non-exfoliated darkness. Your tour guide? None other than Libba Bray,
the hilarious, sensational, Printz Award-winning author of A Great and
Terrible Beauty and Going Bovine. The result is a novel that will make
you laugh, make you think, and make you never see beauty the same way
again.